SATURDAY 19th May 2001
BUSCH GARDENS & BROKEN LEG
Up late today – I knew it couldn’t last – after being late back from
the fireworks.
This turns out to be NOT a good start to the day as things get progressively
worse!
(I must say at this point that we've done Busch Gardens at least once
on every trip to Florida and we LOVE this place - except today that
is! We will come back here on our next trip to Florida - just hope today
isn't representative of what to expect in the future!)
Breakfast at Ponderosa only to find it’s also heaving with Brits! –
so busy that we don’t get on our way until 10:00 – bad move! We have
a good run over to Tampa and arrived at about 11:15.
We are really miffed about paying $6 to park on a bit of wasteland
and having to walk for ages just to get to the tram pick-up stop and
the tram takes forever to arrive and people are pushing and shoving!
When you think what you pay to park at Disney/Universal and the facilities
I really wonder where the money goes at Busch Gardens.
We read that it should be relatively quiet here today but I think that
everyone else had read the same book!
In we go and head straight for Rhino Rally – great it’s not working!
A good start we thought, but hey never mind, we've got another BG day
scheduled later in the holiday!
We head for the train to get a trip round the park but the queues!
– so long that they are coming out of the door (and the platform is
packed solid about 5 deep!)
OK, let’s walk through to Timbuktu and at least get the girls on some
kids rides and keep them happy! Minor fairground type rides but they
don't mind!!At least there’s not much in the way of queues here.
I head off to Congo River Rapids to see how the land lies and report
back – 90 min wait – I don’t think so! – Aaaaarrrrgggghhhh! But Kumba
wasn't so bad, only 30 mins, which I know Shaun loves, so I go back
to relieve him from the childminding and send him off to Kumba! What
a wonderful wife!!!
Off he goes gleefully to find - NO Fastpass / Express ticketing arrangement,
CMs non-existent and kids running and cutting everywhere! What a shambles!
Never mind, after 35 minute wait he gets to do the ride - excellent!!
Makes contact with me via 2 way radios (so pleased with these yet again!)
and arrange a meeting place.
He came back to Tanganyika Tidal wave area (I was stowing all our changes
of clothes in a locker there - we just knew we'd go on the wet rides
loads of times later!) - but we were disappointed that the tidal wave
ride also has a 90 minute wait. We decide to take kids off to the rides
in the Congo area and find somewhere to stop for lunch.
We tried to get into Der Festhaus (which 2 years ago in Spring Break
time was empty at 1pm - we had really enjoyed this!), was packed and
they were taking seating reservations! It’s now 2:20 and the troops
are getting hungry. Track off to Zagora Café in Morocco. I queue for
about 20 mins to get served while Shaun bags a table. To be fair the
food was good – kids have usual burgers and chicken while we ate the
steak fajita sandwich and roast turkey sandwich.
After lunch we went to check out Gwazi – Oh my a 75 min wait – what
a surprise! Forget it! I think we've been spoiled by express/fast pass
and BG really need to install some of those machines here. Even if it's
just on 3 or 4 of the biggest rides to start with.
The main “problem” appeared to be that once again there were so many
school outings here, amongst them were: -
Girl Guide troop 101
Pinewood Hills school
YMCA
Brighouse and Rastrick Brass Band
Dagenham Girl Pipers
Assorted marching bands
And many, many more!
This formed about at least 30 coach-loads in the car park.
We chatted to some local people who said that they couldn’t believe
how busy it was that day – perhaps all those organised trips would go
home early and not stay until closing time? – NOT!
Ok, tirade over but I just wanted to get it off my chest!
At this point we threw away the plan and decided to make it a kids
day so we headed off to the Land of the Dragons after collecting all
our (unnecessary) spare clothes from the locker. They LOVE this area
as there are loads of rides/attractions for them to do. We find a spot
in the shade and let them get on with it. There are also wet play areas
which cool them down, a large sand pit, a massive 'moonwalk' area etc.
They are WELL happy.
A short note here: As per the rest of the day, no CMs around - I think
there ought to be someone at the entrance only letting family groups
in!
Shaun goes off to ride Montu – Beer garden tempts him but he resists
and goes straight to the ride. Guess what? – It’s broken – Aaaaaarrrrggggghhhhhhh!
At least he's been on Kumba but the only ride I have been on so far
is the tram from the car park!!!
So he comes back and sends me off to ride Gwazi, which was only being
built when we were here 2 years ago.
Got to Gwazi only to find that the posted wait time was 45mins. Well,
I’m not surprised because I’ve never seen a ride so badly run/organised/
supervised.(If properly organised it could have been around 20 minutes!)
There’s no CMs in sight and it’s every man (or woman) for themselves!
People just go up the ramp and push and shove themselves into some semblance
of a line, plus lots of school kids just cutting in line in droves–
Absolute Chaos! At the head of the line was the area where it split
into the lines for each row of the coaster - here were at least 12 or
so people in each line and no one to sort out single riders – MADNESS!
Loads of teenagers were climbing through the bars and people in front
were getting annoyed - awful.
They could learn a lot from Disney and Universal about queue strategy.
Finally, I got about 5 from the front of my row when a woman got in
the next car on her own, so I pushed my way to the front shouting “Single
rider here, excuse me” and just got on the ride! In total I probably
waited about 40 mins by this point and it’s now 6pm with only 1 ˝ hours
until the park shuts!
Anyway, moan over, the ride was fast and noisy but good nonetheless.
I make my way back to Shaun and let him go off to try for Montu again.
Note from Shaun here, whilst Alison was away : -
DRAMA TIME IN LAND OF DRAGONS
We noticed that there was a distinct lack of supervision in this area
with many teenagers running around screaming and shouting and subsequently
knocking over small children.
Now, over on the climbing nets a big boy knocks over a small child.
Small child gets foot stuck in the netting and falls over with a suspected
sprained/twisted/broken ankle. Small child is seen by CM who phones
another CM. Next we get a medically trained CM and others in attendance.
Now it’s security who turn up to look at the situation. Minutes later
the paramedics turn up , about 3 of them. What next? The Dagenham Girl
Pipers?
All the time a lot of people are gathering round and offering advice
like “that kid's injured!”.
To top it all a squirrel arrives to take a peek and goes away!
All the while I’m lying down resting on a wall and the Paramedics run
over and give me a once over on the way in - even though it was meant
to be for a 11 year old kid – Gosh I’m flattered! – Youthful good looks
or what!
Drama over except I got talking to an ex-police detective from Washington
DC about gun ownership! – where did that one come from?
Back to Alison!!
I send Shaun off to try Montu again.
Over he goes – at last a mere 15 min wait. He loves these rollercoaster
rides!
He got back to the rest of the family and we rounded up the kids but
by this time it was 7:20.(Park shuts at 7.30pm) We head back to the
entrance via Timbuktu – and guess what? – Laura decided she wanted to
do her first 360? roller coaster loop! – I’m soooo impressed! This was
on The Scorpion for information. It's the only 360? ride all holiday
that she was going to be tall enough for. I wasn't sure about her doing
it - "it's only a lap belt" I screamed as Shaun dragged Laura off into
the queue before she could change her mind!
We were very pleased and surprised so there’s hope for the girl yet!
Next holiday, RnRC and Hulk!!!
We are thrown out of the park at 7:30 having done a grand total of
4 rides between us adults. I don't think I want to work out how many
$$ per ride that comes to!!
We head back home via McDonalds. Big Mac 99 cents! – WOW!
We're all BUSCHED OUT!
Got back at about 10.15pm and I got some washing going whilst the rest
went for a swim.
Crashed into bed at about 11:30
On the way back I spots a “mens” night club
me “Did you see that? There’s a club called The G – Spot”
Shaun “ Nope, I guess I must have missed it “
me “No change there then !”
Tomorrow: Shopping and MGM
Day 9...